Toilet Paper Ain’t Good for Sh*t

Here’s a stand you can take while sitting down.

Artwork by Joel Gunz

With the coronavirus pandemic creating chaos in the toilet paper aisle, now’s a great time to get our rear ends back to school for some potty (re)training. Why? Because of this number:

27,000.

That’s how many trees are sacrificed to mankind’s bungholes — every day. And America’s…